Going to belt this out quick, I'm pressed for time and having computer issues at home.

Family Guy: It's a Trap is the 3rd installment of spooofs done by th Family Guy series on the original 3 Star Wars movies. It's truly horrific, in a painfully funny way, but on a positive note any cutesy imagery you may've still retained about Ewoks will be gone ( Read more... )

2:36 PM 11/14/10 · I haven't rented much of anything in months, but I spotted something interesting at the library the other day and scooped it up...

...been too long since I saw a samurai movie.

( don't usually giggle so much where Samurai are involved )

4:40 PM 6/23/10 · Part of the reason I like actually going to a rental place and browsing the shelves is finding movies I'd never have even known about otherwise. Like this one which just looked promising as all get out, lots of familiar faces, and didn't turn out to be a total crapload as often is the case ( Read more... )

11:44 AM 4/23/10 · Admittedly I didn't know much about this series, actually thought the first one was a different movie, but when I saw the sequel on the shelf I decided to ask if they had the first one too. They only had the original as an unrated special edition, 2 DVD set, but I'm not complaining ( Read more... )

5:32 PM 2/11/10 · The inherent problem I see with all zombie movies being as popular as they is that if it were ever to actually really happen people might just assume someone's filming another one until it's too late and they get munched...

...that said, Zombieland was fucking beautiful ( Read more... )

...for some reason or other, just about every spoof of Star Wars always seems to have Obi·Wan trying to molest Luke Skywalker.

First noticed it in Thumb Wars.

8:30 PM 1/17/10 · I don't have much to say about this, which shouldn't be taken as a bad thing. Pretty much all the way through I was going through variations of laughing my ass off and ( Read more... )

4:26 PM 12/10/09 · I don't rent comedies very often, barely watch sitcoms on TV unless it's something I catch flipping channels when I've got insomnia. I love them but they're not uusally my first choice. I prefer scifi or horror or something with a lot of action, combo of all 3 is ideal...

...but I did love The Goods. I don't have much to say ( Read more... )

6:57 PM 10/27/09 · Though she had the most graphic sex scene, Amy Smart seems to have been given a smidge more protection on her nudity throughout this film. I was aware of her before the original one but it was the 1st Crank that nailed her in my eyes. Don't get mr wrong, she get akmost as exposed as the other naked women in this movie, of which ( Read more... )

11:21 AM 6/10/09 · The blurb on the box said that this was the Czechozlovakian version of Fargo, which did nothing for me as I haven't seen that. I just finished watching it and I gotta say, beyond any shadow of doubt...

...Shut Up and Shoot Me is bloody brilliant ( Read more... )

2:50 AM 5/23/09 · Ordinarily when I rent something I tend to watch it by myself. However, in this instance, I chose to share it with a friend because, quite frankly, Hank and Mike in the most basic sense was a little unnerving. I was scared, in an of course manly fashion, so I chose to subject it upon a friend.

One look at the box and I think
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